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Q:  Why did the cow jump over the moon?

A:  To get to the Milky Way!

MILK!

Criss-cross puzzle

(pdf 29 KB)

Q:  Why do cows have bells?

A:  Because their horns don't work!

DAIRY WORD SEARCH

(pdf 56 KB)

Q:  What restaurant did the

cow go to?

A:  The Dairy Queen!

Q:  Where do cows buy their gifts?

A:  From a cattle-og.

Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?

A:  The cow has the udder!

 

Coloring page!

(pdf 19 KB)

cow drinking

Q:  Why doesn't a cow pay attention when you talk to her?

A:  It goes in one ear and out the udder.

silly cow

 

Q:  What do you call an alien cow?

A:  Mootant

Q:  How can you tell when a cow doesn't feel good?

A:  She's moooody.

Q:  What do cows wear in Hawaii?

A:  Moo-moos.

Help Kate get to the barn, its milking time!

(pdf (28 KB)

Check out this list for books about dairy cattle!

(pdf 41 KB)

 

 

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