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Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: To get to the Milky Way!
MILK!
Criss-cross puzzle
(pdf 29 KB)
Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
DAIRY WORD SEARCH
(pdf 56 KB)
Q: What restaurant did the
cow go to?
A: The Dairy Queen!
Q: Where do cows buy their gifts?
A: From a cattle-og.
Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: The cow has the udder!
Coloring page!
(pdf 19 KB)
Q: Why doesn't a cow pay attention when you talk to her?
A: It goes in one ear and out the udder.
Q: What do you call an alien cow?
A: Mootant
Q: How can you tell when a cow doesn't feel good?
A: She's moooody.
Q: What do cows wear in Hawaii?
A: Moo-moos.
Help Kate get to the barn, its milking time!
(pdf (28 KB)
Check out this list for books about dairy cattle!
(pdf 41 KB)